Hankey's Thug ~ Songs From Mountains East And West

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Pamme Swan
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Pamme Swan

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 This is a story bout a squirrel and Mr. Hankey

Mr. Hankey is one real swell bloke

He loves his tube steak Tuesdays and negotiating

And he tells one heck of a joke

Yeah He tells one heck of a joke

Mr. Hankey's real smart he's an entrepreneur

He retired when he was just forty years old

And he came up to these mountains

And he bought the Big Moose Inn

He's gonna turn this Inn into gold

He's gonna turn this Inn into gold

Now down the lake a ways he owns a camp of many Mooses

You walk in an there’s Mooses everywhere

Moose pictures on the wall

Moose Statue's in the hall

An moose music playing in the air

An moose music playing it the air

Now Mr. Bob Hankey is one generous fella

And he gave my folk music a home

He puts me up in his camp When the inn is full

I get to sleep in the indian princess room

I get to sleep in the indian princess room

There’s a shelf in Hankey's camp over his kitchen counter

Lined with many cherished moose mugs

An early one morning I heard a loud crash

An I thought it was some Adirondack Thug

Oh I thought it was some burley Adirondack Thug

Mr. Hankey Sir I said You've got a problem

Your thug knowed his way most certainly

I met him on the porch As he was climbing up the wall

An he didn't have a good thing to say to me

No Not one good thing did he have to say to me

Mr. Hankey said Pamme Hey you wanna do some shopping

Eagerly I replied thats just what I do best

So I went to Gander Mountain For a Have a Heart Trap

So poor Hankey could get his beauty rest

So Mr. Hankey could get his beauty rest.

Well it wasn't but two Adirondack mornings later

To the sound of a spray can I awoke

Hankey caught the thug

Who broke his precious mug

He was painting the belly of a squirrel...no joke

He was spray painting the belly of a squirrel no joke

I said Give it up Bob Hankey just what are your doing?

An why did you choose the color black

He said I'm gonna let this vermit go A good five miles away

I'll know if its him that comes back

Yeah I'll know if its him if he comes back

So I sing you all this song as a fair warning

I'd never tell you all what to do

Use extreme caution Around Mr. Hankey Mooses

Or Mr. Hankey just might spray paint you

Or Mr. Hankey just might spray paint you

Or Mr. Hankey just might spray paint you!

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